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  • 中午出去超市买菜,路上偶遇一怪诞诡谲之小事,其可亦为之人也,事乃人所为之耳!着实让我乐呵了一把!从小区出来就见大约十米开外有俩儿男子并行,其中一年长者与一年少者,观其相貌大约猜测为父子。年长者从相貌到着装索然一副常人之相,并无何特别之处。年少者相貌着装亦无特别之处,可这年少者脖颈上挂着的一副念珠挂件却着实的有趣儿!怎么
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    何时开始

    shrek 2016-08-26 01:15

    何时开始

    记得数年前在看3-day weekend时,其中有这么一个场景,一帮男票在一起纵欲狂欢,bareback endtable,在汗液中滑动,爱液如同喷涌而出的石油,射向墙壁,射向天花板,场面甚是壮哉!............... 额!.....抱歉,抱歉,最近天气比较炎热,思维较为活跃,画面容易乱入! 一群男票在客厅打台球消遣的时候,满屋子空气中雄性荷尔蒙爆棚,肯定就会顺便做一些
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    呵呵

    shrek 2016-08-06 20:18
    今天天气好炎热!可曾不想,破棚偏分连夜雨,行船又遇打头风,在我最火的时候,一SB在饭桌上逼逼她在德国的牛掰经历,说的她是口水横飞,欲罢不能,让我情不自禁的回想起我那逼毛领导!我那领导曾几何时和学校的一群人到加拿大耍了那么几个月,回来后自己的简历上就堂而皇之的写着美国哥伦比亚大学毕业,真正让我们大跌眼镜,叹为观止!先开始我在想,去
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    云南特产出贪官!云南的导游更是喜欢向游客毫不吝啬的兜售这一地方特产!其中我听过最为无厘头的一个是去石林时听到的。那天下着大雨,所有的车都堵在了路上,就在这样百无聊赖的气氛中,车上的导游像天方夜谭似地不重样的开始介绍云南的特产和其背后的美丽传说和动人故事。滇省省长庆省内苹果大丰收,在大会上用极具云南特色的言语讲话
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  • http://v.ku6.com/show/6jdwwOVnb7ImQDaR3w3Sxw...html 霍师傅给捷豹做广告,开始觉得是霍师傅堕落了!最后才意识到霍师傅是在用自己的实际行动证实自己的预言啊!小冰川期要来的,地球上的人类和花花草草虫鱼鸟兽搞不好都要死翘翘了!霍师傅活了一被子,也矜持高端了一被子,当预言自己和小伙伴儿们搞不好都要死翘翘的时候,突然发现远
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    thought

    shrek 2016-03-28 23:49
    永远都在抱怨为什么自己总是跟不上这个时代,所以不停地奔跑着,害怕被这个时代落下。但是当有一天跑累了,回头看时却发现,时代并不在我们的前方,而这时已经离去的太远,从前的回忆,美好的,痛苦的,都已经变得模糊不清了,想用力看清楚却再也不能了!我们为自己模糊了双眼,看的到未来虚幻的美好,却看不到眼前的幸福。我们变得越来越聪明,而行为却
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    今天看新闻

    shrek 2016-03-11 20:41
    今天看新闻,美国防部长在印度讲话时把印度比作美国carpet中的重要的fabric!起初没觉得有什么,如同往常一样,也就是他他妈的放了个屁而已。但是,回过头来这么一琢磨啊!呦!原来美国人这是放了个噈瘤子屁呀!没啥动静,还真是它妈的臭!神马狗日重要的fabric,那不就是根儿毛儿线吗!我看印度也是自明当之无愧,所以才没啥反应!呵!毛儿线!不管美国人如
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    一个

    shrek 2016-03-02 21:58
    一个是淫娃荡妇!一个是花心萝卜!若说世事皆有缘,怎么两人偏偏就碰不见!赶快在一起吧!就别出来祸害人了!也许只有最荡的才懂得什么是真正的花,又或只有最花的才知道什么是真正的荡!所以他们的缘分在还没有开始的时候就已经结束了!这就是他们的福,更是我们的孽!
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    实录

    仅自己可见 shrek 2016-01-27 11:10
                    随着包装技术的日新月异,从表面上你是看不出什么乡土痕迹了!但是当你闭上眼,深吸一口气,你会发觉,这不是还是他妈那股熟悉的化肥味儿吗?         小人国实录
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  • phenomenon 我爱吃土豆的主页 xinyoupk   永远的怀念你 尚弟 sober丶   刺客泰州 Sparkfly 孤星群里有你 JNM 嘉米的主页 015521 肌肉小伙 西岸阳光 YouweiQIU      
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  • 等着看有些人是如何玩儿完的!看着你们失去一切,因为你在我们面前得瑟,有你们死的很惨!祝你们结婚快乐,婚后不到一个月就被人拿刀砍死,拿枪爆头,法院不会替你们伸冤,就因为你是个中国人,你不要以为你在美国,你就是美国人了!我们都等着看你是怎么死的,谁在乎你你婚后幸福不幸福!
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    鲜肉,老皮

    shrek 2015-07-03 14:20
    鲜肉鲜肉,永远不皱! 老皮老皮,曲里藏泥!
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    呵呵!

    shrek 2015-07-03 11:39
    私货私货,不夹怎过! 忽悠忽悠,损尔肥吾! 骗子骗骗子,一摞竹箅! 恶心他妈给恶心开门,恶心到家!
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  • 出国留学回来的人都他妈的是屄养的,而且是吃屎长大的,一群买屄货,看到他们就让我恶心,如果不是工作需要,我就想拿拳头掏他们的屄脸。日你妈比的,你们以为你们是谁,卖沟子的去给鬼佬舔了几天腚眼子,麻痹就不知道自己姓甚名谁了,哎!你妈生你的时候是一节一节生的吗?日你妈比的,你们以为你们和鬼佬呆几天,你们就是鬼佬了。哎!你麻痹,你们有智商
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  • 斗转星移,不知何时无端的冒出许多自觉已是国外人的中国人,嘴里说这些国外有多好天朝有多差的话,却时时刻刻不忘把天朝的钱往自己口袋儿塞。天朝像是一只被圈在圈里的奶牛,每天都能听到来往的人们抱怨它臭,但是却永远不忘在抱怨的同时伸手去挤拽奶牛的乳头。这几天老是在想天上的星星,它们离我们好远好远,远到我们这一辈子也无法到达
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  • 戴耳环的男人 曾经遇到过一个摩洛哥女人,她对我说过这么一段话:女人不能骑马,就像男人不能用海娜一样!所以我灰常明智的没有告诉她我的那些宝贝耳环收藏。我喜欢耳环,就像一些人喜欢女装或是女鞋什么的,我知道还有一些更奇怪的,就不一一例举了,回想一下发现自己还是挺正常的,呵呵!算了吧!自我安慰好可悲!我喜欢耳环,因为它是众多首饰中
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  • 一场名叫昆曲秀的人妖表演!

    中午度娘上看到的图片新闻,一德国人的昆曲秀。我横看竖看怎么看都像是一场鬼佬版的人妖表演。最有趣的是不知道那些人围观了个神马劲儿!也真是醉了!也许常常去看看正真的昆曲表演,而不是围观这样哗众取宠的东东,就不需要那么另费力的将其从逝去的边缘艰难的再拉回人们的视线中了!
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    和歌

    shrek 2015-05-26 12:47
    和歌明显的受到汉诗 汉文 的影响,精神性艺术性发生了质的飞跃!山柿之门一词即源自《万叶集》的编纂者 大伴家持 自作和歌的汉文序词--"幼年未至山柿之门,裁歌之趣,词失乎聚林矣。"(译文:幼年没有进入山、柿之门得到教诲, 在家持看来,山、柿是和歌写作的最高典范。柿就是前面提到的 柿本人麿 ,不说也罢;而山可就厉害了,指的
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    闲对

    shrek 2015-05-26 11:56
    昨日聚饮得遇一轻客相公于席中辱吾安坐于女流之辈中便以万花丛中一抹绿之句以回之闻后自惭而息事罢回思以此句为基构联一副颇有趣味 上联:万花丛中一抹绿 下联:金陵钗钿贾宝玉 横批:皆无尔份
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  • I used to dream that there was a hole , it was not a vagina, secretly hiding in the lower part of my body. There was a thing like a snake, no, a trunk, tried to get into the hole, it didn't have a head, but I can clearly saw its tongue, it is red and vibrated, when it got into the hole,it
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  • 观某作家履历有感 Jack本名是马桶, 公共被人轮着蹲! 抬头仰面吃尽翔, 杯弓蛇影就怕黄!  
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    异世录

    shrek 2015-05-23 09:57
    异世录 芙蓉试污身躯残, 凤凰舔米容颜畸。 东海龙子吐云雾, 南天门下唤亲爹。 美眉欢乱求巨支, 且英处心攀皇梁。 硕鼠盗仓出入易, 姘仔异域血拼忙。 天朝何处无异事, 曾教云云明眼盲。 云雾渐开拭目待, 盼得柳暗花明时。
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    呵呵!

    shrek 2015-05-16 23:09
    本就是个国产货,非说自己法国造! 在美装逼无人理,土狗一只遭唾弃! 天朝初期正发展,一趟浑水好摸鱼! 土狗咋个狼狗撕! 人傻,钱多,快点儿去! 骗完天朝,直接跨过板门店! 棒槌拥有全世界! 偌大的亚洲忽悠遍, 回头再舔美蒂那叫一个易!    
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    拟好了歌注

    shrek 2015-05-16 18:53
    拟好了歌注观美(赠阿蜜特和他那自以为幸福的悲惨美国人生!) 自由民主,当年保留地; 平等博爱,曾为三K党; 铁轨横卧爱尔兰, 金山下堆积华人骨。 说什么愿为世界安全故; 如何全球监听忙? 昨日无颜挑弄金融场, 今宵泰韩良妇堕入烟花巷。 金满箱,银满箱,却嫌他人入锱铢; 正叹别家人权坏,那知自地非裔起! 图干预,中东平民家园丧。 自有愧,谁承想却
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  • 屠户老欲芭蕾女,只是猪臭入骨髓!(赠我们的航哥) 自予抽薹兰, 奈何猪窝里。 本愿离骚去, 只是粪满腔! Quentin Chris的一席劳什子,甚是有趣!It's no good being a pig farmer for 30 years, looking back and saying "I was meant to be a ballet dancer! By that time, pigs are all your style!"
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  • he is a giant, walking on a horizon. the sun burns the land he walks on. no breeze, no blue water, only the heat, and the sound of the heat! he keeps on walking, the view through a pure bloody ruby, red! a giant will never down, a whisper in his ears, from the sound of purpl
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    《好了歌注》

    shrek 2015-04-30 11:39
    《红楼梦》中这是甄士隐的《好了歌注》 甄士隐听了跛足道人那番“好便是了,了便是好”的话后,顿时悟彻,便对到人说了这首歌,自称替《好了歌》作注解,接着就随疯道人飘然而去! 陋室空堂,当年笏满床; 衰草枯杨,曾为歌舞场; 蛛丝儿结满雕梁, 绿纱今又在蓬窗上。 说什么脂正浓、粉正香, 如何两鬓又成霜? 昨日黄土陇头埋白骨, 今宵红绡
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  • 回碧池(赠 elementary ) 青山为雪失琼碧, 新水因潮困春池。 如今君去何留怨, 但求死生不相面。
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    且色能几时!

    shrek 2015-04-24 11:25
    且色能几时(赠 Ghayur ) 故去回思难回首,欲得方是无处有。 今来不往岂用礼,只知且色吾与尔。 元去难舍色目位,奈何周人严相呸! 若问世间荒唐物,肥皂一拾二话多!   路漫漫其修远兮,吾将上下而求索! 路还长着呢!且行且珍惜!
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    remembering P

    shrek 2015-04-21 14:47
    i have never watched any P's movies, really! "The Fast and the Furious",forgive me! i only have heard about the name! i can never imagin that i will drive to a crossroad that i have never been to before! Fortuitously, i watched the MTV of "see you again", the last scence two cars
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  • i don't know what they excited about! he came here for what, they don't even know! behind every posed smiles there are some reasons you will never realize! i believe he already knew something, he agry as a hell, he smiled just because he doesn't want you to know, that's all! at this point of moment,
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    thougt

    仅自己可见 shrek 2013-09-30 19:36
    why follow others' opions, if you can make your own? i bet 95% of us are follow other people opions, and think that is the right thing to do! well, i don't agree with this, because through a long period time, you will find that follow others' will led you into a trip. depend on yourself seems hard.
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    Between

    仅自己可见 shrek 2013-02-24 09:46
    You cannot expert that yourself will live in a peace forever. The reality tore everything apart. What you want will always be what you want, like on the other road, I smiled to him, waved to him, him smiled and waved back, but two roads would never cross. Although I hoped we could meet at a poi
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    b

    仅自己可见 shrek 2012-12-26 09:39
    this is fucking unaffair, i spend several years for hard working to achieve my dream, then suddently i found somebody have to do nothing to put my part away, i realy cannot believe in that, if it is a nightmare, when will i wake up. if i come back to the reality how should i put them into the
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  • the worst day of this period! i can not imagine that i black out in my mind, maybe this is my dystny, maybe it is! i don't know why the thing will happen in this way. like it doesn't happend in any other times. now i can focus more on my writing. the beautiful words that i hide in my head deeply, t
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    balance

    仅自己可见 shrek 2012-09-23 10:49
    do not trust your thoughts like you have the power to change the world, it is impossible for ever! i as myself suggest myself that keep low, do not be a hopeless day-dreamer, forcusing on the affair that you really need to deal with. if you really want to change the world around you, you must chang
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    h

    仅自己可见 shrek 2012-07-29 23:27
    i lost my dairy, this is impossible. i dont think that i write them good anyway. i try to tell myself don't be so sensitive, i try hard, and i will be a mature man.
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  • i remeber that the first time i watched sun kissed. i admite the movie is little wired, but still love it, even till now, i beleive the most people can not stand it for even seconds, it doesn't mean that i'm better than  the others, maybe just it is not right style for them, you
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  • for a long time, i just tried to prove that i'm better than everyone. but now, the only thing that i learn from my previous experiences is that you should try to believe that you are not that good. the planet earth will keep on spin without you. don't persuad yourself that you can do it, ask yourse
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  • Cadmium in diet is linked to higher breast cancer risk

    In a finding that strengthens the link between environmental pollutants and rising rates of breast cancer , new research finds that women whose diets contain higher levels of cadmium are at greater risk of developing breast cancer than those who ingest less of the industrial chemical in their food
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  • http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/242905.php 
A study in Europe's leading reproductive medicine journal Human Reproduction , shows that men's diets could be linked to their sperm quality, particularly the amount and type of different fats they consume. A study in 99 American men
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  • Human fossils hint at new species

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17370170 The remains of what may be a previously unknown human species have been identified in southern China. The bones, which represent at least five individuals, have been dated to between 11,500 and 14,500 years ago. But scientists are
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  • Jury weighs hate crime in gay bullying case

    (Reuters) - A New Jersey jury on Wednesday ended its first day of deliberations without deciding whether a former Rutgers University student committed a hate crime when he used a webcam to spy on his college roommate kissing another man. The roommate, Tyler Clementi, committed suicide days late
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  • Jury to begin deliberations in Rutgers roommate-spying trial

    New Brunswick, New Jersey (CNN) -- Jury begins deliberations Wednesday in the trial of a former Rutgers student accused of spying on and intimidating his gay roommate, who later killed himself by jumping off New York's George Washington Bridge. In his closing arguments Tuesday, Dharun Ravi'
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  • JAMES Packer has condemned anti-gay marriage ads aired by Bob Katter's Australia Party, which he recently backed with a $250,000 political donation. In a statement obtained by The Australian Online, the casino mogul said Mr Katter had done "enormous work for North Queensland and Indige
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  • Researchers sink teeth into dental phobia

    Women in their 40s are more likely to stress about going to the dentist than any other group, a study has found. In fact some of them are so anxious about dental care that even the mention of the word "dentist" can spark an immediate sense of dread, researchers from Sydney Universit
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  • SYDNEY: Salty soil may no longer come in the way of planting wheat but could actually improve its yield by 25 per cent, a study reveals. Using 'non-GM' crop breeding techniques, scientists from the CSIRO Plant Industry have introduced a salt-tolerant gene into a commercial durum wheat, wit
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  • single ion clock 100 times more accurate than atomic

    IT'S a clock so accurate you need only reset it once every 14 billion years - or about the age of the universe. University of New South Wales School of Physics professor Victor Flambaum has found a method of timekeeping nearly 100 times more accurate than the best atomic clocks.
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  • South Africa wins science panel's backing to host SKA telescope

    Final decision on Square Kilometer Array's location not expected before April. A scientific panel has narrowly recommended South Africa over Australia as the best site for the proposed Square Kilometre Array (SKA), an enormous radio telescope (see ' Astronomy in South Africa: The long shot
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  • Prominent Global warming scientist F Sherwood Rowland dies aged 84

    F Sherwood Rowland, the Nobel Prize-winning chemist who sounded the alarm on the thinning of the Earth's ozone layer, has died. He was 84. Mr Rowland died on Saturday at his home of complications from Parkinson's disease, the dean of the University of California, Irvine's physical science
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